Wait, what?
Lazy, I’ve been sooo lazy. Sooper-dooper lazy. So, um, merry happy peaceful, y’all. Yeah. Okay, so I have all sorts of detritus sloshing around me brain pan and I just can’t be arsed to turn them into...
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I’m a little concerned about Derek’s girlfriend. Savannah. She’s smart, she’s pretty, she’s not overly impressed with him—none of which will save her. You see, it’s the ladies who get it on Criminal...
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My friend J. moved to California, which makes me sad. But she sold me her loveseat, cheap, which makes me glad. The cats freaked out just a tad. And I got rid of a chair that was. . . bad. . . ....
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Hey kids, what kind of fun are you going to have tonight? Yer not out partying or else you wouldn’t be reading my rambling bits—so maybe you’re like me, sacked out on your (new-to-you!) loveseat,...
View ArticleAnd I said shit
In terms of -shit ipithets, there’s: bullshit (the old standby) horseshit (which I prefer to bullshit, tho’ BS works better than HS) chickenshit (not used nearly often enough; I tend to use “candy ass”...
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